remember when baby spice sang about wearing a condom
remember when it took me over a decade to realize what she was singing about
remember when I never realized this until just now
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thatwasntaleaf-thatwaspageone:
EXCUSE ME BUT WHY DOES SHE HAVE AN ARMADILLO DO THESE KIDS EVEN READ THEIR HOGWARTS LETTERS
(Source: fandomsbeforeblood, via majorstranger)
did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing?
and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment
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GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE
- “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
- “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
- “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
- “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
- “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel”
THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN…. EVERR
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One Direction performing “Kiss You” at the X Factor Final 2012
(Source: zaynrocksmyworld, via little-1d-stories)
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gomen
prints out and uses as my christmas card
hahahah this is me except most people get the shits with me and i have hardly any friends now
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